No rush to restore order

The French have once again demonstrated a depth of sophistication and maturity that American Cowboys like George W. Bush and his Neo-Con Cabal could never hope to attain. Refusing to rush to the use of force in response to the ongoing outburst of self-expression by French Youths who have allegedly burned and looted many towns around Paris, French authorities have insisted upon letting U.N. Inspectors complete their work, to determine whether or not the Youths actually possess matches.

While billions of francs worth of private and public property have allegedly been destroyed in the two-week rampage, without a forceful response from the Government, a spokesperson for the French Ministry of Culture was quick to point out that the Government of France would meet any encroachment upon the Louvre with the full strength of the French Military, unlike the low-brow Capitalist Pig Americans who protected Iraqi oil while the Baghdad Museum was being looted.