I have it from reliable sources that the vice president, after extensive consultation with Hollywood drama coaches, will appear on Fox News Channel today, where he will gaze directly into the camera, jabbing his index finger in sync with each syllable for emphasis, as he intones the discussion-ending words, “I want you to listen to me, I’m going to say this again: I did not shoot birds with that man, Mr. Whittington.”
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