Cancel the Amber Alert and breathe a sigh of relief. Nancy Pelosi has been found safe and unharmed.
Pelosi, the probable Speaker of the House, appeared healthy and exhuberant when she turned up November 8th after being missing for more than a month, just at the time voters across the country were being asked to install a Democrat majority in the U.S. House of Representatives.
Party officials have so far declined to either confirm or deny reports that Pelosi had been held in protective custody in the attic of Rahm Emmanuel's Chicago Residence.
Posted by larry_naselli
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