In the town where I work there is a business that gives passing drivers a chuckle by posting humorous messages on their outdoor marquee. Last night on my way home I drove past the Fire Department and saw this message on the Marquee: "Leave the Fireworks to the Professionals and Have a Safe and Happy 4th of July."
At first I thought they had picked up the comical spirit; then I realized they were serious -- the authors of that message were calling upon free men to celebrate Independence Day by depending on the experts to run their celebration for them.
It doesn't surprise me that a government institution would recommend docility to the citizenry, but I tremble to think how few eyebrows may be raised as they drive by that sign, ingesting its anesthetizing message.
