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LarryNaselli.com
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
Intercepted Memo
Our crack research staff intercepted the following, which is apparently a Dean for President Campaign Memo, prepping the candidate for the upcoming Super Tuesday Primaries in the South.

It's so exciting to be a whistle-blower. This is undoubtedly the biggest thing to hit the News since the startling revelation that Paul O'Neill bored President Bush out of his wits.

Here is the complete text of the Dean Campaign Memo:

"Top 36 Things You'll Never Hear From a Southern Man

36. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

35. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.

34. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

33. We don't keep firearms in this house.

32. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?

31. You can't feed that to the dog.

30. I thought Graceland was tacky.

29. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

28. Wrestling's fake.

27. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

26. We're vegetarians.

25. Do you think my gut is too big?

24. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

23. Honey, we don't need another dog.

22. Who gives a hoot who won the Civil War?

21. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

20. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

19. Spitting is such a nasty habit.

18. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

17. Trim the fat off that steak.

16. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

15. The tires on that truck are too big.

14. I'll have the arugula and riadicchio salad.

13. I've got it all on the C: drive.

12. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

11. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?

10. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

9. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

8. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.

7. Checkmate.

6. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

4. I don't have a favorite college team.

3. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

2. You all.

And, the Number ONE thing you will never hear from a Southern Man is:
1. Duct tape won't fix that."




Top 36 was pilfered from GCFL.net


Posted by larry_naselli at 8:44 AM CST
Updated: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 9:39 AM CST
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