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LarryNaselli.com
Monday, January 10, 2005
Dems Brush Up

LarryNaselli.com has obtained a top-secret strategy memo from DNC Headquarters, in the form of the theme song for the 2008 Democrat National Convention. Party leaders are hoping the song will provide talking points for Democrat candidates trying to connect with those enigmatic "Values Voters," who swung overwhelmingly to Bush and the Republicans in the 2004 election.

(To the tune of "Brush up your Shakespeare")

Brush up your scripture, start quoting it now.
Brush up your scripture, and the voters you will wow.

If they view same sex pairs with disfavor, just resort to the old "Love your neighbor."
Brush up your scripture, `cause we're all pious now.

If they're hooked on that quaint "under God" phrase, see how "Don't take the Lord's Name in vain" plays.
Brush up your scripture, `cause we're all pious now.

Brush up your scripture, start quoting it now.
Brush up your scripture, and the voters you will wow.

If our spending is filling them with dread, say you think "faith without works is so dead."
Brush up your scripture, `cause we're all pious now.

If they don't think that porno is free speech, use the old "do not judge, lest you be..." speech.
Brush up your scripture, `cause we're all pious now.

Brush up your scripture, start quoting it now.
Brush up your scripture, and the voters you will wow.

If they don't like our activist judges, tell them James 5:9 says, "Don't hold grudges."
Brush up your scripture`cause we're all pious now.

If those Red States want prayer in the Classroom, just start talking like Balaam's dumb ass to `em.
Brush up your scripture, `cause we're all pious now.

Brush up your scripture, `cause we're all_____pi___ous now.




Lyrics Copyright 2005 by Larry Naselli

Posted by larry_naselli at 8:07 AM CST
Updated: Monday, January 10, 2005 8:34 AM CST
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