I have a question for Candidate Clinton: “Mrs. Clinton, as is well known, the Republican Party is all about helping the rich get richer and grinding the faces of the poor and middle-class into the dirt, while the Democrat Party is about FAIRNESS. My wife and I have eight children, the eldest is 22 and the youngest is 5 years old. Your Baby Bonus Program will tax the rich to give a $5000 IRA to every child born after the program goes into effect.
How is that fair? We’ve got eight kids and we get nothing? Why should these Johnny-come-lately reproducers get to soak the rich, while we populating pioneers are left out in the cold? Madam, have you no decency? Basic fairness demands that our kids, and ALL The Children should receive IRA accounts, with interest and adjusted for inflation" (after all, our first child was born back when five-thousand bucks was worth something).
If I’m going to sell my vote to a panderer, I want it to be an equal opportunity panderer.